Boy’s Giant Toy Plane Sparks Airspace Concerns at Birch Bookstore

Chaos broke out on Main Street yesterday as 7-year-old Max Timms unveiled his latest project: a toy plane the size of himself. Posing with the massive aircraft in front of Birch Bookstore, Max’s concerned expression left onlookers wondering—was he contemplating flight mechanics or bracing for his mum’s wrath?

“I didn’t realize how big it would be,” Max admitted, narrowly avoiding a crash landing into a café table. Bookstore owner Linda Birch wasn’t amused. “One more dive-bomb into our poetry section, and we’ll be enforcing a no-fly zone.”

Max, however, is undeterred. “Next stop: the school oval. Or maybe space. But first, I need to find where Mum hid the duct tape.”

Stay tuned—this sky’s the limit (unless Birch Bookstore intervenes).